Monday, June 27, 2011

The Case of Mack and Chapped Lips

I guess Mack has chapped lips.  Hu-mom found this hidden under the cushion in Mack's bed.

As you can see it has been loved  (chewed), quite a bit.  The lid is missing and the chap stick itself inside is about gone. The tube was the only thing hu-mom found.  She only guesses that one of the kitties (Brodie) knocked it off her desk and someone found it to be a great chew toy.  Maybe because it had Mickey Mouse on it, someone figured it was going to be good?

Mack  has no recollection of  being involved with the Chapstick.

Hu-mom said we can trace DNA and/or bite marks to nail the guilty party.  

After lengthy questioning, Mack fessed up to the crime since his smooth and silky lips gave him away.  His sentencing hearing will be held tomorrow at noon.


Carly said...

Oh my, Mack! Haha! At least you have soft lips. ;)

Payton said...

I hope that the punishment is as soft as your lips, Mack! They can't blame you for messing with something on the floor...especially if that Chapstick smelled like cherries or mint or something.

houndstooth said...

Ha ha ha! Mack, if the chap stick doesn't fit, they must acquit! Wait, that's not right! Um, anyway, good luck with that sentencing tomorrow!


Noodles said...

Uh Mack - you was FRAMED! What kinda torture did they inflict to cause you to confess to a crime you did not do?
Love Noodles

Frankie Furter said...

NO NO NO... it can NOT BE!! Mack would never have Rodent Goo on his lips... I'm sure it was a Tree Rat that Planted the evidence!!!

NOPE... I can NOT believe
it was my furend Mack!

Honey the Great Dane said...

"his smooth, silky lips gave him away"....HA! HA! HA!

Oh my goodness, that is just the funniest!!!

Suki said...

Mack, Mack, Mack! You had Mom laughing out loud. Did Minnie set you up... did anyone check her lips?


Southern Fried Pugs said...

Must be a pug thing. Tallulah just ate mom's new Burt's Bees pomegranate lip balm. But then again, she'll eat just about anything that will fit in her mouth.

Anakin Man said...

teehees.. 'dat first pho-toes of yous looked like a mug shot wits the way you were sitting and the blinds in 'da back round... hmmmm

Micky Mack Chappy Sticks...

pucker up!!

IzZY, TriXie and Anakin Man

Ellen said...

My Webster does that, too! I cannot leave a tube of chap stick laying anywhere ... and he always insists on licking it off my lips as well. Gotta love you silly puggers!!! Pug Hugs, Ellen

Anonymous said...

Gee, all this trouble and all you wanted was kiss-ably soft lips.
Pucker up!

Vito and Gina said...

Mack I love chap stick too!!! It's my favorite. I've never gotten to play with it as long as you did though. :(